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Bob's Replies
15/01/13, Bob replies to "Whats better: Trapezium Rule or intergration?"
Bob replied, "Obviously Intergration!"
24/10/12, Bob replies to "Leider Bob, Wíe kann ich die Weltherrschaft erringen. Danke schon mal im Vorraus. Dob"
Bob replied, 'Me no speaky your language (tutti)'
25/9/12, Bob replies to "Hi bob"
Bob replied, 'Hi'
24/9/12, Bob replies to "Hi, bob. I was offended by some idiot the other day who didn't fall for my scam, and no- HEY! IT WAS YOU!"
Bob replied, 'I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are saying'
14/9/12, Bob replies to "Hey Bob, My Wife wants to divorce, what should I do? Theonlyaneekman
Bob replied, 'Well, make your women happy. So tell her that is ok and it may just be a test to see if they truly love you'
5/09/12, Bob replies to 'How old are you bob?'
Bob replied, 'Mind your own buisness'
13/6/12, Bob replies to "hi bob, what does hair gel do? Anoymous"
Bob replied, 'Makes your hair spiky'
13/6/12, Bob replies to "When will we get our English paper back? Anoymous"
Bob replied, 'I will have to check with my info inside Tiffin (probably next lesson)
13/6/12, Bob replies to "Hello bob, what is the quadratic formula?"
Bob replied, 'Check wikipedia, I am not bothered right now'
13/6/12, Bob replies to "Who are you actually? from Someguy"
Bob replied, 'well, my name is Bob so I guess I am Bob'
13/6/12, Bob replies to "are you actually Peter, Bob? (or Kiran)"
Bob replied, 'I am Bob'
14/6/12, Bob replies to "What is goal difference?"
Bob replied, 'Goal difference is the difference between the number of goals scored and the number of goals conceded in a football game'
14/6/12, Bob replies to "where does Mr Pappalulu live?"
Bob replies, 'somewhere'
14/6/12, Bob replies to "what does DC in Washington DC mean?"
Bob replied, 'District of Columbia'
14/6/12, Bob replies to "Did you find the JMO easy?"
Bob replied, 'Don't ask me, ask Kiran. He did it not me!'
15/6/12, Bob replies to "On a 12 hour clock, is midnight am or pm? -anon"
Bob replied, 'You choose!'
18/6/12, Bob replies to "WHO AM U?"
Bob replied, 'Visit the English department and ask for grammatical help'
18/6/12, Bob replies to "why is aden so grumpy?"
Bob replied, 'dunno'
19/06/12 , Bob replies to "If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back
for the coffin?"
Bob replied, 'Well no, their relatives paid for it'
19/6/12, Bob replies to "How far east can you go before you're heading west?"
Bob replied, 'Until you cross the international date line'
19/6/12, Bob replies to "If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?"
Bob replied 'no, since pro and con are only prefixes not nouns''
19/6/12, Bob replies to "If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?"
Bob replied 'Some parents don't care whether or not their child dies''
19/6/12, Bob replies to "Can crop circles be square?"
Bob replies 'Well, NO! If they are called crop circles, they ARE circles'
19/6/12, Bob replies to "If the universe disappeared, would the rules of chess still exist? "
Bob replied, 'no'
19/6/12, Bob replies to "If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?"
Bob replied, 'Banks are dumb'
25/6/12, Bob replies to "If mercades have so much money, why don't they just buy the moon? From Jake (goes to hinchly wood)"
Bob replied, 'Because NASA already bought it'
25/6/12, Bob replies to, "What is 45452840985358 to the power of 45823095830582490 * 41242354385093480/0.0000423 to the power of 2398108489357290574305720587492057490846198476178946327894189374284907194628969213127890457204875028475940276480275893407452489
03748093275804237589024579028470289357829057809712183092380957489573896819748917345231382901342342435 to the power of
23981084893572905743057205874920574908461984761789463278941893742849071946289692131278904572048750284759402764802758934074524890374
8093275804237589024579028470289357829057809712183092380957489573896819748917345231382901342342435 to the power of 23981084893572905743057205874920574908461984761789463278941893742849071946289692131278904572048750284759402764802758934074524890374
8093275804237589024579028470289357829057809712183092380957489573896819748917345231382901342342435 Who would you rather kill, YOUR MUM OR YOUR DAD? First Question by Kerry Xu, Last Question by Henry saywell!"
Bob replied, 'A number... And I'd rather kill you'
29/06/12, Bob replies to, "what doe sthis represent: /¦\"
Bob replied, 'Go and get some spelling lessons'
4/07/12, Bob replies to "Why is there a natural order to all things?"
Bob replied, 'There isn't. Everything happens by chance'
9/07/12, Bob replies to "Are we alone in the universe?"
Bob replied, 'No, you've got Bob'
10/07/12, Bob replies to "what happens in avatar?"
Bob replied, 'Blue people run around'
17/07/12, Bob replies to "Give a single sensible answer"
Bob replied, 'Fatty''
17/09/12, Bob replies to "I am a prime investor here to give you cash. I will buy your site for £500, including the web name and all password infomation and such. But I need to gain access to your account to give you the cash. Please fill in all of this: Name: Credit card number: Pin number: Thankyou for you coorperation. From Bill
Everyman"
Bob replied, 'No'
17/09/12, Bob replies to "i am depressed what can i take to make me feel happy again?"
Bob replied, 'Eating paprika'
06/12/12 Bob replies to "dear bob, how can I take over the world, Thanks already. Dob Random Translaty Thing"
Bob replied, "Ask China"
06/12/12 Bob replies to "Would you rather die or be in a vegetated state"
Bob replied "GO VEGETABLES"
20/02/13 Bob replies to "Why is being Muslim bad"
Bob replied "Being Muslim ISN'T BAD"
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